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The quintessential evocation of expressing underachievement in all manners of physical, mental, or scholarly status. It is the lowest level of stature and prestige, lower than the Dalits.
Hey, look at his calves. They are smaller than a toddler’s calves, they’re AaBeard calves.

Have you talked to that guy about financial planning? He’s a nimrod, he thinks Roth IRAs and 401k’s are gangs in the United Kingdom. That’s some AaBeard level ignorance
AaBeard by Rebecca Mancy November 12, 2021
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Study abeard

A beard grown by a college student while studying abroad.
College student #1: Hey, do you think he's enjoying his semester overseas in Argentina?

College student #2: Well judging by that grizzly study abeard of his I've seen on facebook, there's no doubt in my mind that he is.
Study abeard by El Libertador November 7, 2010
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Ambeardextrious 

A man that looks good either with or without a beard.
My man looks good with a beard. He shaved it off and he looks just as sexy. He is ambeardextrious !

ambeardextrious 

When a man looks sexy with or without a beard.
He's so fine, with or without facial hair, he's ambeardextrious.
ambeardextrious by ultfrizz June 9, 2016
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026