Awkward Penguin 

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

Awkward Penguin by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011

Awkward Penguin 

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

Awkward Penguin by G009 June 1, 2016

Socially Awkward Penguin 

Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.

BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY

Socially Awkward Penguin by thisisathens January 31, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004