ass tits
ass tits by jumping tree October 27, 2007
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Ass tits
Ass tits by Peggy Gabel April 14, 2008
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Ripe Ass Tits
"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"
"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.
Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"
"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.
Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"
Ripe Ass Tits by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010
stupid jerk ass tits face
a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.
"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"
stupid jerk ass tits face by Evildawg December 20, 2008
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