ass man

License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.

Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"

by Urban Dictionary March 27, 2005

Ass Man

Short for Assistant Manager

Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.

by chernobylspice December 10, 2003

ass man

Proffesional wrestler and fauxmosexual Billy gunn

"I'm an ass man, i'm an ass man!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

ass man

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by ALEXK April 23, 2003

ass man

another name for a man of homosexual nature. Usually said in a surprised fashion

Julian: I saw dean and christian in bed together last night
Pat: Ass Man!

by Paddyo October 27, 2007

Ass Man

A manager/co worker that is to lazy to say the full title " assistant manager".

Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.

by Saluja April 30, 2021

Ass Man

An abbreviation for: A Super Sexy man (a.s.s man)

Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!

by LeahtheAngel November 24, 2022