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ass blasted 

dude, im gonna be ass blasted
ass blasted by jason96 March 5, 2011
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ASS BLASTED 

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.
ASS BLASTED by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

Ass Blasted 

To get drunk "twisted"
Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.
Ass Blasted by Jonnyphantom December 13, 2015

Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.
You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.
Ass-blasted by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020

blasted ass 

who blasted ass in here?
blasted ass by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

blasted ass 

to release a foul smell from ones anus.
Roll down the window i just blasted ass!
blasted ass by bigskilet December 16, 2008

double-barreled-ass-blaster 

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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