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Abbreviation for: Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
It's a weapon from the game Portal developed by Valve.
It's a portal device that shoots blue and orange portals, whit which you can go in one and come out of another portal.
This mod is the first Portal mod without the ASHHPD
ASHHPD by Bekey7734 October 22, 2009
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Ashhad is the definition of a man who has immense swag, he gets all the ladies, and has a killer smile. Basically all the girls love him and want to marry him. He's one of a kind. A kind hearted soul who cares about all.
Man I gotta get my Ashhad game on I be slacking.
Ashhad by The OG Credit Bureau November 3, 2013
The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
A gun that is capable of creating man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnels through physical space, a possible application for which includes shower curtains.
Hey, look at my ASHPD!
ASHPD by Black Mesa February 19, 2011
A feminine man who’s gets absolutely zero women, gets zero play, and has negative rizz. They play valorant in their room all day talking to sexy brown men. They also have horrible taste in chicken burgers.
Girl: Hi Ashhad
Ashhad: Greeting🤓 what kind of food do you like to eat?
Ashhad by Testiclelover<==8 November 2, 2022

Ashhadu an la ilaha illa Dinkah

proclaim there is no God but the one and only true God of the forest and caves, Dinkan.
Literally, to bear witness that there is no God but Dinkan.
After scientific analysis of the Holy Balamangalam, and further deep dive into the mysteries of the deep sea, awestruck by the floating pharaoh in the waters, all scientists threw away their research papers and confessed "Ashhadu an la ilaha illa Dinkah"
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