around the house
around the house by wade robberson April 30, 2005
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Doing some things around the house
A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.
(Nothing good happens after 2 am)
(Nothing good happens after 2 am)
Jessica told us she was “doing some things around the house”, when actually she was just doing Nick.
Doing some things around the house by vangloriousskookum December 14, 2022
National help your wife around the house day
December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
National help your wife around the house day by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017
Dog around the house
Someone who is messy, loud, obnoxious, overbearing, or in some other way bothersome while being intrusive of your personal space. Commonly a roommate you really wish you didn’t have to live, or a friend or a relative who is at your house so often that they start to cramp your style.
Simon is a real dog around the house. He doesn't work, he drinks too much, and he keeps me up to all hours of the night with that noise he calls music.
Dog around the house by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
bum around the house
to do next to nothing around the house, to laze or stroll around
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)
1.
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?
2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?
2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes
bum around the house by wongerMcdonger December 30, 2024
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.