APNS = ALL PEEK NO SPEAK

The acronym attributed to the common experience of a friend or acquaintance having obviously 'seen' a comment on an online space or personal messaging service but refusing to respond.
YO! WHAT'S UP WITH TINA? SHE APNS'n ME RIGHT NOW ON MESSENGER. THA FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?
by Beansinacan August 15, 2019
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All Purpose Nigger: A reference to a person who is tasked with performing many types of (often menial) duties at the request of others. The APN, despite the use of the term "nigger" does not have to be black. APN would be similar to "jack of all trades" except in a more derogatory sense.
Call the APN and have him run that cable through the ceiling tiles.

Yes, yes... I'll pick-up the dog shit right away 'cuz I'm such a good APN.
by MixMaster February 08, 2005
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An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.
Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
by theventman August 12, 2021
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