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When a ball is kicked perfectly, it is kicked primarily by the shoe lace. Therefore the term reflects someone doing or saying something truthful- and perfectly to the point.
YO, KYLE, THAT TRUMP GUY IS A FUCKIN' LOSER HEY, HIS KIDS ARE FUCKIN' UGLY COWARDS TOO RIGHT?!

Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.
by Beansinacan January 08, 2021
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A nod to the popular 90's rumour that Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Though in this case the term is flipped and aimed at someone who you consider to be 'backwards', either in their thinking and beliefs or literally just doing something completely the wrong way.
"RANDY?? OH MATE, HE IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD CHOP OFF HIS DICK SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN RIBS, HE'S A REAL RIB SUCKER"

"Yeah mate, Randy has a mouthful of ribs"
by Beansinacan July 09, 2019
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APNS = ALL PEEK NO SPEAK

The acronym attributed to the common experience of a friend or acquaintance having obviously 'seen' a comment on an online space or personal messaging service but refusing to respond.
YO! WHAT'S UP WITH TINA? SHE APNS'n ME RIGHT NOW ON MESSENGER. THA FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?
by Beansinacan August 15, 2019
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Bathwater Drinking Fart Sniffer

Someone who is so self obsessed and hardened on an uninformed opinion that they refuse to be told otherwise.
Hey Carl did you hear that Henrietta is a fully blown Anti-Vaxxer?
Yeah Brandon I did, the BDFS is strong in that one...
by Beansinacan September 01, 2021
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