AMS

Ask me something

B: Hey girl, ams cx
G: Are you naturally blonde?

by phoenixblood January 1, 2016

AMS

Angry Midget Syndrome
A phenomenon describing a short person who is prone to random angry outbursts.

"That Tito kid definitely has AMS."

by hellogoodbye2u January 4, 2012

AMS

acronym for Allocated Mating Source

many people wish Carmen Electra was their AMS

by Volak April 28, 2004

AMS

Alpha Male Strategies = The only channel on Youtube teaching men how to stop acting like goofy ass beta cucks, and the only channel showing them the path to becoming a true alpha man.

A: *crying in a corner* My girl dumped my beta ass
B: Look up AMS on youtube, he'll help you grow a pair

by ignorewomenacquirecurrency December 21, 2018

ams

All Month Syndrome (AMS), similar to Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) refers to a wide range of physical or emotional symptoms that typically occur about 5 to 11 days before a woman starts her monthly menstrual cycle.

The only difference is the wide range of physical and/or emotional symptoms occur all month; and has scientifically doesn't have anything to do with the menstrual cycle.

Joe: 'Why is she acting like such a bitch?'

John: 'She must be suffering from AMS'

by john916 October 5, 2010

AMS

Abbreviation of Alpha Male Syndrome. A disorder, male specific, that may cause one to act irrationally so that he feels a sense of superiority or dominance above other males present in the surrounding. If two people in the same proximity have AMS it is likely a fight, verbal exchange, or sense of hatred will occur.

AMS is more commonly known as not being a bitch, having a pair of testicles, or being a man. Sometimes a person who does not have the disorder is referred to as a "pussy."

It is common for those who have AMS to state the abbreviation after something that is very "alpha" either occurred or was spoken about.

"Damn, look at Rich. He doesn't take shit from anyone."

"Yeah bro, I heard he's got AMS."

or

"You fuck that girl last night, Kevin?"

"Sure did."

"AMS."

"Hell yea, mofo. AMS"

by THEnoB June 15, 2014

Ams

Someone with initials that actually sound like something: KLAP, KAM, SAC, etc.

Also known as an Amsyy.

Person 1: I wish I was an Ams, like you.
Person 2: I don't, my initials spell ASS!

by Savage Protector. May 13, 2008