ALAP

As. Long. As. Possible.

The ability to hold in a hit of marijuana for the longest amount of time possible. Related toASAP. Pronounced A-LAP

"Johny hold that hit in ALAP!"

"We need to hold the hit in ALAP to get maximum effects"

by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch July 2, 2012

ALAP

As Late As Possible

Mark: Hey Ben idk what time i'll be through with this party so come get me ALAP
Ben: Sounds good

by meth0d man January 24, 2011

ALAP

“As late as possible”

Mom- “What time do you plan on coming home?”

Me- “ALAP”

by saucyg August 14, 2020

ALAP

As little as possible.

Jordan: How much trouble do you think Sasha got in tonight?

Maggie: ALAP, i hope!

by Maggie Erlandson March 9, 2008

ALAP

Awesome Like A Possum

An internet term, mostly popular for the sole reason that it rhymes.

It means "awesome" basically.

Billy: Oh dude you should chill at mah hizzouse this weekend, I'm having a bon fire and a Halo party.
Miguel: ALAP, I'll see you there

by Mrpockets May 23, 2008

ALAP

As Lit as Possible.

Commonly used to describe scenarios that you need to do something else so your plans later tonight can be As Lit as Possible, ALAP.

For example, the party won't be ALAP if you can't get your plug to get the weed for tonight.

Noah: I've been cramming in all my assignments right now in the morning cause today in Sunday and there's school tomorrow and I want to make sure tonight I'm ALAP.

John: Yo we outchere... it ain't ALAP if we don't got that Henny though ;)

Noah: Henny straight?
John: You know it.
Noah: But it ain't ALAP without Coke too!

by AnonymousBronyDudeStrikesBack September 18, 2016

Alap

As late as possible

1: Whens the party over?
2: ALAP!
1: Sweeet :)

by CharJenKathRob March 17, 2010