ALANing

To dog ones friends. Usually involves a video game LAN or miscellaneous asain person.

Can also be said as to Alan

"Dude, come out tonight"

"Soz, gotta practice for LAN"

"Wow, your alaning us again"

by Hadkejxkdj March 26, 2012

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 02, 2007

Alan

Me nigga

I am Alan

by Scoozy April 30, 2021

alan

the most sexiest soccer player , he will be your favorite ex , and he will have the biggest dick

brooo i miss alan eating me out

by alaiababyy June 27, 2022

Alan

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by anonymous March 27, 2022

alan

a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick

bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Alan

the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack

damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice

by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022