Absolute chad

Refers to a person of the highest standards and that is perfect at everything with no flaws, will act upon what they wish to without hesitation or regard for authority, highly respected by others

Dude you are an absolute chad.

Absolute chad by Aceaviation August 9, 2019

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Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

Absolute Chad by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019

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Absolute Chad

Stereotypical white fine ass god of a man!

Wow did you see miles??
Yeah he’s an Absolute Chad.

Absolute Chad by Skeetlar April 29, 2019

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Absolute Fucking Chad

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

Absolute Fucking Chad by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

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AbsoluteChad

Basically someone who is cool or is a awesome fellow

Person:You’re dunced for a day :feelbadman:
Person: it’s okay man you are a absoluteChad Anyway

AbsoluteChad by RolesTakenNoReason June 10, 2019

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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