abemelek

GOD

not a human

Not a demi god

a GOD

He's everything you need in your life

Keep him
Don't betray him

Don't play him

He just need you to be loyal cause he's loyal as fuck

He's the motherfucking one in your life

Why does everyone love him or acts weird around this guy ? he's ABEMELEK he's a GOD

abemelek by Ganja man November 23, 2021

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Abemelek

He is a fucking sigma male and wins in life and at age 25 will be rich and jacked with a super model as a wife and 3 amazing kids and will be working with the tate beothers

Andrew Tate - Let’s escape the matrix

Abemelek - Hell Yeah!

Abemelek by Hdjshsksuhrbdnsns November 25, 2023

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abemelek • abemelake • Abimelek

Abimelek

a usually handsome young boy that is quiet a gentleman. He RESPECTS all wamen, and is as sweet as you could get. Also, usually has brown eyes, and black hair. Nickname- Abis. Impeccable sense of humor. Loves his tattoos. Awesome taste in music. And usually a good cook.

Girl 1: Who is that handsome guy with the tatoo helping the old lady?
Girl 2: I don't know him, but he's definitely an Abimelek.

Abimelek by Coroner 1105 February 1, 2020

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abemelake

Abemelake is the type of guy to stand by the side of the road and give out free blowjobs. This nigga is a fruity ass cucumber but he is fine as hell and there are rumors he has a big ass dick and a big ass nipple

Hey look there is an abemelake standing over there

abemelake by AfricanTaperDicknut August 24, 2019

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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