A Toyota

A phrase that is highly subject to aibohphobia. Fun fact: Toyota is the only car manufacturer where affixing an article renders the phrase a palindrome.

Me: I drive *a Toyota*, why?
Aibohphobe: *Runs away screaming*

by certaminator September 4, 2025

Like a Toyota.

To get wildly out of control or really drunk.

Dude 1: "Man, I had a rough day lets get drunk"
Dude 2: "You wanna get wild tonight?"
Dude 1: "Like a Toyota."

by T-bone Stake March 13, 2010

defrocked priest in a Toyota

much like the famous "Aristocrats" joke, this term refers to a sexual position that becomes as profane as the speaker wants it to be. The definition grows as the term continues from person to person. The definition begins with, "I bent her over the table and..."

I was with this dirty, dirty girl last night. We spent 4 hours doing the defrocked priest in a Toyota

by Randango The Flame September 7, 2006

driving a toyota

The act of living dangerously. Doing something that will get you killed.
Also being suicidal.

If Steve keeps chasing MILFS, he's gonna be driving a Toyota.

by The Gangster of Boats March 15, 2010

Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.

1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.

by HoodGood GL February 10, 2010

Toyota Prius is a gaming console

An expression that refers to the fact that the production years of 1st gen Toyota Prius (2001-2003) coincide with PS1, whilst that of 2nd gen Toyota Prius (2003-2009) with that of PS2, and that of 3rd gen Toyota Prius (2009-2015) with that of PS3. Same with 4th gen Toyota Prius (2016-2022) whose production years coincide with PS4, whilst that of 5th gen Toyota Prius (2023~present) whose production years also coincide with PS5. Not to mention that the nameplate "Prius" starts with "P" and ends with "S", where both letters make the acronym for "PlayStation". Contrast this with Mitsubishi L300 pickup and Mercedes-Benz G-Class which both have been manufactured since 1979 until present in nearly unchanged form (with few to no facelifts), hence not coinciding with the pace of technological advancement of any gaming console.

Some people joke that the Toyota Prius is a gaming console because its generations match up perfectly with PlayStation generations from PS1 through PS5, showcasing how both have evolved with technology while other vehicles like the Mitsubishi L300 pickup or Mercedes-Benz G-Class stick to their unchanged classic roots.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025