Is a person of low intellect, often a Fairweather rugby fan. Mainly subsists on a diet of Murphy's stout a sort of poor man's Guinness and turnips. It can be found at rugby grounds but only if his team is guaranteed to win and the weather is good.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'