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A kardashian

A white girl who loves the black man, loves that black dick and all the brothers, she only fucks with black guys

You will see her strutting down the street holding her niggas hand like she won something
big tall black guy and a hot blonde white girl walking down the street, two guys walk past them
"dam dude a kardashian! she looked happy as fuck brah!"
"yea man she was smiling like a mofucka!"
A kardashian by JyahC July 14, 2016
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A Kardashian

A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.

The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.
“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”

“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”
A Kardashian by moj-poj May 31, 2019

Pull a Kardashian 

When you become famous for making a sextape
Sydney was trying to pull a Kardashian but no one wanted to watch that shizzznit.

Pull A Kardashian 

To rise to popularity, fame, fortune and media adoration by having a sex tape leaked, being in numerous failed marriages with other famous people or numerous plastic surgery and bizarre beauty treatments.
I might have to Pull A Kardashian to get famous right now
Pull A Kardashian by Aphrodite_XX November 3, 2014

Class like a Kardashian 

A person that lacks good taste, manners or ethics in their behavior. Reality TV celebrity family "The Kardashians" as an example.
"This girl has class like a Kardashian because she cheated on her boyfriend with another man.
Class like a Kardashian by jondpl88 December 4, 2013

A Kim Kardashian 

A big ass or rear end. Normally used as a compliment rather than an insult.
Person 1: Wow, you have a little bit of a Kim Kardashian going on back there

Person 2: Thanks !
A Kim Kardashian by Nomedog November 16, 2011

pulling a Kim Kardashian 

The act of not showering but dressing up as if you did.
I didnt't have time to shower today, so I'm pulling a Kim Kardashian.
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