A hayden

A Hayden is a guy who is similar to chad but isn't as mean spirited. He is very loyal and is always willing to lend you a hand.

girl 1 : damn that chad is hot
girl 2 : that's not chad he's a hayden

by MrDweller May 1, 2019

A hayden

An asshole. That's it.

Yo that's a hayden right there

by Kora0138 December 4, 2018

A hayden suber

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time

Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber

by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

Pull A Hayden

A term used in Rocket League when a player either A). Scores a shot. B). Misses the ball like a complete idiot. C). Kills another player.

*Player1 scores a shot*

Player2: OMG he pull a hayden when he scored that crazy shot!!!!

by Herropeopls July 6, 2022

chucking a hayden

When you go into an exam without studying at all, and you get full marks with a really good comment, usually to the resentment of your friends.

I've heard Billy is chucking a hayden for the semester physics test.

Geoff just chucked a hayden on his english essay.

by moenmoenmoen June 12, 2018

A Haiden

A chick that when your 14 you hook up with even tho she 20. But she's still hot

Guy 1: bro you should totally get with her

Guy 2: she's finna be a haiden no doubt

by You-already-know July 2, 2021

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017