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An asshole. That's it.
A hayden by Kora0138 December 4, 2018

A hayden suber 

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time
Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber
A hayden suber by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

Pull A Hayden 

A term used in Rocket League when a player either A). Scores a shot. B). Misses the ball like a complete idiot. C). Kills another player.
*Player1 scores a shot*

Player2: OMG he pull a hayden when he scored that crazy shot!!!!
Pull A Hayden by Herropeopls July 6, 2022

chucking a hayden 

When you go into an exam without studying at all, and you get full marks with a really good comment, usually to the resentment of your friends.
I've heard Billy is chucking a hayden for the semester physics test.

Geoff just chucked a hayden on his english essay.

A Haiden 

A chick that when your 14 you hook up with even tho she 20. But she's still hot
Guy 1: bro you should totally get with her

Guy 2: she's finna be a haiden no doubt
A Haiden by You-already-know July 2, 2021

Hardened while softening a hard one 

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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