a bender

On one ,drunk,stoned,fucked up

He was on a bender last night.

by 8incock4u2use July 10, 2016

A bender

A bender is used to define someone who choses to go to a STAR WARS pub quiz instead of playing football with the lads.

"Sorry lads i cant play football tonight as im going to a star wars pub quiz becuase im a bender who takes it up the bum"

by Oliver Legg November 29, 2018

lifes.a.bender

a famous instagram page that started as ironic shitposting & memes but is developing into a critique of modern day culture and what it means to be a post-coming of age girlie dealing with the trials of love, sex, bad music, drugs and skater boys

do you follow lifes.a.bender? it’s my favorite account

by internetgrl888 August 23, 2021

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011

strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

BV on a bender

Bacterial viagnosis, at its peak.

Bv on a bender; Well a bender is a big fa party, so the BV is popping off.

by BV on a bender aka disco minge October 10, 2020