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A Virgin
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you are a virgin, I mean, I got a handjob once, but I'm not allowed to engage in number 3 because my cum is the most acidic thing known to man, i was almost imprisoned for terrorism cause that girl had her face burned
A Virgin by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
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a virgin
a virgin by your_local_virgin January 17, 2022
"A" virgin
"A" virgin by liberatorraymondkhessel March 6, 2008
A virgin move
A virgin move by Ganggivers November 25, 2018
Die A Virgin
To die without ever having had sex. For people who chose to die a virgin it's fine. But for people who didn't, it is a sign if failure. To die a virgin without choosing to means that you were never loved by anyone outside if your family.
I've got a small dick, and because girls measure guys by the size of their dicks I'm going to die a virgin.
Die A Virgin by The Xenomorph March 28, 2019
half a virgin
friend: so me and Alex hooked up last night
me: OMG does that mean you’re not a virgin anymore?
friend: i’m half a virgin, his dick didn’t go in
me: OMG does that mean you’re not a virgin anymore?
friend: i’m half a virgin, his dick didn’t go in
half a virgin by marina_ August 20, 2019
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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