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A sam is a friend of yours that you only met through a friend.
I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam
A sam by RagTagPig October 29, 2020
Words you can keep
Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.
"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam
A Sam by Coon36 July 5, 2022
Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation
"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"
A Sam by Coon36 July 7, 2022

A Sam Knott 

when a man's penis becomes stuck in his partners anus during a Party and play crystal meth orgy.
At the party last weekend I got a sam knott with this guy, it stung so bad the nexy day
A Sam Knott by PoppaHut January 20, 2013

a sam lorenzo moment 

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny
I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
a sam lorenzo moment by Hdf121 March 18, 2016

A Sam Lamb

Creepy, greasy fat dude who flaunts his child pornography collection.
Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
A Sam Lamb by Kard December 11, 2017

A Sam Wright 

When you have a flaccid penis while tying to engage in sexual intercourse
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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