Picton

a complete shit hole of a town where the residents are all homeless and have 3 teeth. the Pictonite (a Pictonite is a person who lives in Picton) version of a tv is a washing machine and most of all the teenagers are lads and ladette wannabes. drugs play a big part in all the residents lives.

dude 1 : wtf is wrrong with that guy?????!!!!!!!
dude 2 : he's from picton
dude 1 : ohhhhhhh that explains the smell...

by pictonite1234 January 12, 2012

Picton

A poor person; one who continually asks for change

A person asking for change "Man, that guy is such a Picton"

by thaneus June 07, 2007

picton

to go into a big temper and attack people with bloodshot eyes

daniel threw a picton at laura

by why the hel are you doing this May 02, 2010

Jack Picton

A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world

Look at Jack picton

by Pickletonhaha November 17, 2021

Picton

Picton is a town in the south island of new zealand. Ot is the dogging capital of the world man on man action all year round. How ever in winter be cautious not to get frost bite on your genitals as it is very cold there

Picton dogging capital

by Picton news February 28, 2024

Pictoned

A word to describe ones state of mind after drinking heavily. Similar to "pissed", "wankered" or "drunk".

I was completely Pictoned last night!

by yougotfuckallhistory September 16, 2011

picton maccas

absolute shieza cophin place the food is so ass the place smells like ass and the employees fuck up the food and order and everything is overflowing toilets and the water from the drains is overflowing from where you order and where they make disgusting/revoulting food and drinks and where they use there busted/broken machines

picton maccas means shit in all languages

by hasbulladagoat426 September 14, 2022