A Christian 

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.

I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?

A Christian by Schnodi August 15, 2022

A Christian 

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.

For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.

A Christian by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024

Did a Christian Beaumont 

Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.

Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont

Did a Christian Beaumont by FuseWorld February 19, 2011

Taking a Christian 

Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.

I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?

Taking a Christian by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance 

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

Pulling a Christian 

The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds.

Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian.

Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.

Pulling a Christian by Rckys October 14, 2010

pull-a-christian 

Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.

At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.

pull-a-christian by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014