A Check Swing Fart
When you fart but need a 2nd check to see if it was *just* a fart. Like a check swing in baseball, the batter plays it cool and acts like there was no strike, but NEEDS that 2nd check really badly.
Dre: Man, I had A Check Swing Fart at work today and it took sooooo long to check on it.
Marvin: Oof, that is tough. Those stay on coworkers' Emotional Hard Drive forever.
Dre: AND my Brofile.
Marvin: Oof, that is tough. Those stay on coworkers' Emotional Hard Drive forever.
Dre: AND my Brofile.
A Check Swing Fart by Mike109999 September 2, 2026