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A Charlie Sheen 

A Charlie Sheen is an enormous outrageously excessive kitchen-sink like cocktail of alcoholic and chemical intoxicants which will without any doubt immediately kill anybody whose heart does not pump Charlie Sheen's tiger blood, and which will surely be responsible some day for killing its namesake as well.

Often otherwise known as “a suicide” or "a 911".

Often served by hookers who plan to later steal your wallet.

Children, do not try this at home. Immediately call 911 if you even hear someone discussing let alone preparing a Charlie Sheen.
Coroner’s report: Just one more idiot who either was suicidal or who said to himself, “Ya, that makes sense to me, I got tiger blood too; I think I’ll make myself a Charlie Sheen”.
A Charlie Sheen by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
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a Charlie Sheen 

Verb. The action of taking more cocaine than the lethal dose of a normal sized, middle aged human could take, and surviving.
Did you hear? Gregg did a Charlie Sheen last saturday! He's lucky to be alive.
a Charlie Sheen by garunas March 30, 2011

A Charlie Sheen 

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and act like you orgasmed. When she turns around, you nut in her face!
Oh man, last night I was fucking Nicole, and I did a Charlie Sheen!
A Charlie Sheen by Baker 1719 April 30, 2024

To do a Charlie Sheen 

The action of: doing drugs, drinking, partying hard and of course winning!
Guy:I'm going To Do a Charlie Sheen tonight and party hard!

Guy: I lost my job but, it's ok I'm doing a Charlie Sheen and winning!

Having a Charlie Sheen moment 

When you are rude and condescending while having a temper tantrum.
Bob: I'm sick of my family, they are all losers, ugly and have no friends.

Joe: Just because they won't give you money and a place to stay doesn't mean they are rude and ugly. Sounds like you are having a Charlie Sheen moment!

pulling a Charlie Sheen

1: winning in any way, shape, or form
Person(after winning): Dude I totally just pulled a Charlie Sheen.

Person 2: Yeah bro im pulling a Charlie Sheen right now at this video game.

pulling a charlie sheen

its when your take drugs and freak-out
freds freaking out again
yea hes pulling a charlie sheen
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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