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A "Zeus" 

The act of going to a golf course (or any other large open field with relatively even elevation) during a thunderstorm butt-naked and lying flat with your back to the ground while having a long metal rod inserted into your urethra in the hopes that a lightning strike will connect with the conductive metal rod, and to your penis.
man 1:

"Did you hear? Uncle Trevor is dead.."
man 2:

"No what happened?!"
man 1:
"The crazy old man tried giving himself a "Zeus"! Paramedics said there was almost nothing left of him.."
man 2:
"Damn... thats one hell of a way to go..."
A "Zeus" by 6Home-$lice9 July 6, 2022
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A Mighty Zeus 

A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.
" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"
A Mighty Zeus by The Whitehead September 6, 2018