by DrVenable April 3, 2018
Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
by MPprince September 3, 2009
Person #1: Look at Tyron Swimming in the pool, While were trying to eat KFC.
Person #2: Yeah he's a stupid wet noodle.
Person #2: Yeah he's a stupid wet noodle.
by Bnasty2285 September 9, 2008
A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019
A wet noodle is taking a hit of weed, followed by a shot of hard liquer and a full beer before exhaling.
by danmaftei November 24, 2006
The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.
by Bryce Hansem December 29, 2016
The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.
Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
by Dr.cradle April 2, 2018