1 definition by Dr.cradle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.
Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
by Dr.cradle April 2, 2018
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