Wet Noodle

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.

Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.

by tim1010 April 8, 2018

Wet Noodle

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable April 3, 2018

Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 3, 2009

Wet Noodle

A Wet Nigga.

Person #1: Look at Tyron Swimming in the pool, While were trying to eat KFC.
Person #2: Yeah he's a stupid wet noodle.

by Bnasty2285 September 9, 2008

Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

Wet Noodle

A wet noodle is taking a hit of weed, followed by a shot of hard liquer and a full beer before exhaling.

- Let's do some wet noodles and get fucked up.
- Fa shizzle, you freak bitch.

by danmaftei November 24, 2006