When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .
Jerry butt chugged that merlot and he’s trashed already. Dude got flash hammered!
by Seagullpants August 22, 2021
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Blonde woman that works for Ming Brother, is one of the most requested dancers. She also looks like a teen, furthermore she cries once in a while.
Ming Brother: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister: Xie Xie Dachoh

Hammer sister : *cries*
Ming Brother: 行去南色形大小是 那个
by hammer sister September 8, 2021
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Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.
by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs March 28, 2018
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The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite April 8, 2018
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When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
by Give me the zucc April 19, 2018
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When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.
Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?
by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019
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it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
by oh s d kill January 22, 2020
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