by Juice06 June 27, 2018
A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear.
by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
Ronny: Yo, you smash last night?
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...
by Solus00 December 12, 2015
Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.
by Wednesday December 18, 2004
vlad
by JahsehOompaLoompa November 28, 2019
the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.
i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.
by dirty/dick/player March 22, 2013
Vlad. Usually Slavic Eastern European name commonly associated with (Vladimir Putin) and (Russia) but also very prominently used in Romania. Usually Vlad is an average height with an average build but holds a massive cock under his belt. An average size of a VLAD (penis )would be between 8 and 12 inches. This allows him to pick up girls that he likes however he has very specific tastes therefore most do not suspect such a whopping tool hidden so well in his pants.
Girl1 = OMG I wasn’t expecting to get boned by vlads 10 in her last night I am knackered.
Dude3 = (jeez) bro vlad beat up that nasty dude in the changing room what a (beast)
Dude3 = (jeez) bro vlad beat up that nasty dude in the changing room what a (beast)
by GangstaV69 January 28, 2020