Napoleon Dynamite.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.
by HulkSmazh December 25, 2015
1, French military and political leader after the French Revolution, known for his small body and plans for world dominance. Failed at taking over the world once he invaded Russia in 1812.
2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.
2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.
Definition 1.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.
Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.
Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.
Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!
Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.
Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.
Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.
Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!
Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.
by Shrek & Donkey June 25, 2011
What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.
Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!
by Numair August 13, 2004
Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.
Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery
Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery
Costumer: But we're here, idiot
by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016
(noun) Predicting something will end badly. Alternatively, a person who is thinking something will end badly. Similar to a buzz kill.
The origin is a pun on the name the famous American personal-success author Napoleon Hill ("Think and Grow Rich"). One of Mr. Hill's biggest beliefs was that ideas can become reality and for this reason you should try to eliminate all bad or critical thinking from your thoughts.
The origin is a pun on the name the famous American personal-success author Napoleon Hill ("Think and Grow Rich"). One of Mr. Hill's biggest beliefs was that ideas can become reality and for this reason you should try to eliminate all bad or critical thinking from your thoughts.
Him: "Dude, I'd buy an iPad, but all I'll end up doing is dropping it."
Her: "You're such a Napoleon kill!"
Her: "You're such a Napoleon kill!"
by b1-66er January 12, 2011
The leader of all bro's.
by Brohero June 12, 2010
An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.
Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.
by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016