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Hey akuma, you will be reading this after I send this to you via your gmail. I considered your number, but you unfortunately blocked me. You replied surprisingly fast to my anonymous email, so I was happy to know you checked it often, so i’ll send this one there again. You might be wondering who I am, so i’ll put this here for you to see. My surname is So / Soh, i’m sure you remember me. Why am I writing this here and not the gmail? Hell, even I don’t know. I just wanted an excuse to take some of your time. If you’re still reading, you know i’m still waiting for you, right? You may have left me back in 2021, but you’re suddenly so into obbies, even though I always asked you to play obbies and you complained about it. Do you think about me? I made a new account and sometimes find myself in the same servers as you on an alt, just so i can interact and see that you’re doing fine. I’m sorry if this is all weird to you, but I can’t shake the feeling off that I might actually lose you. You’re not budging and returning like I thought you would. So you’re gonna make me chase after you, just as stubborn as ever. I’m desperate, you can say that. I don’t care, I just want to be by your side once more and get into deep conversation like we used to. At this point i’m practically begging, lol .. but even if you don’t accept me returning to you, you know i’ll always find a way to come back, right? You can’t just push us away forever. Please reconsider it and disregard of our past.

please add me, 9xakumax6. 1tsohnin on discord, if you’ve forgotten. i accepted every request that isn’t your main in hopes that it’s you, haha

9xakumax6 by Soh Woo May 16, 2025

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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