A combination of RudiGiuliani's last name and 9/11, making fun of Guiliani's campaign for president during which he accomplishes the unprecedented feat of saying 9/11 in every sentence.
Did you hear 9iu11iani's speech? It went something like:
And in a post 9/11 world, we need a leader who will stand strong!
Refers to NY Mayor and presidential candidate Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani who has a tendency to mention the attacks of 9/11 a lot, especially to remind people how well he handled it (or claims to) and how important it is to not question anybody on anything who was in any way involved in 9/11 because if you do, that makes you a traitor and a communist.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.