Rule 998 

You're allowed to assume if you don't know something

You should not be proud of Your naughty behavior young man.
You assumed they were a young man and not a moderate adult .
Rule 998

Rule 998 by Daniel newsy-housy November 4, 2018

Intel Core i9-9980xe 

A CPU that spoiled millionaire lottery winners buy once every month because they overclock it too much and burn it.

Lotto Winner: I JUST WON 20 MILLION DOLLARS, IMA GONNA GO BUY 20 Intel Core i9-9980xe FOR MY PC JUST CUZ I CAN.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.

Intel Core i9-9980xe by SmokeWeedEveryday123 March 20, 2019

1/998001 

A fraction that when divided comes out to be .000001002003004005006007008009010011012013014015016017018019020 and so on. It lists every 3 digit number in a row except for 998 for some reason.

Man 1: Dude did you hear about 1/998001?!?
Man 2: yeah man that's so cool it lists all the 3 digit numbers!
Man 1: totes lets have a math party.

1/998001 by I ama whiteboy! June 22, 2012

1/998001 

this equals: 0.001002003004005006007008009010011012013014015016017018019020021022023024025026027028029...658659660661662663664665666667668669670671672673674675676677678679...996997999000001002003004005006007...
loops after "999"

We'll need exactly 1/998001 coffins to launch a hamster ball to a phoenix nest in a thumbnigonoid 7913468255555555.5googolplex*10^googolplex exaparsecs away. (whew)

1/998001 by ichee the demongod March 25, 2019

9988 

Familiar And Friendly

A Very Good Number

9988

9988 by 482210 October 17, 2022

9983983772992000171736278638723;[;[;[;[;;kl'$%(*#$&(*#L#: 

9983983772992000171736278638723;;;;;;kl'$%(*#$&(*#L#: is another term for "browse shtwt"

i'm gonna go 9983983772992000171736278638723;;;;;;kl'$%(*#$&(*#L#:

9983983772992000171736278638723;[;[;[;[;;kl'$%(*#$&(*#L#: by Yeshi salad November 1, 2022