Guy: Donald Trump is a fucking degenerate, racist cunt.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.
by Mefudo April 07, 2016
this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
by King of klowns November 15, 2023
male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
by dr.die October 08, 2021
Hym "Pennsylvania 911 having intermittent outages. We got ICE agents in the streets. Flood warnings are getting delayed... The guy said they could have turned everyone's phone into an alarm and for some reason they just DIDN'T DO THAT... A lot is going wrong... But also, AI can evade defender. And that's dope. 8% sucess rate. Great. 8% is all you need baby! Ultimate creation! Better than everyone!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
by ! R@pE L!ttLE K!d$ October 26, 2022