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9-year-olds

Fans/subscribers of Pewdiepie
Anyone who watches Pewdiepie, regardless of their age, is referred to as a 9-year-old.
"I love my 9-year-olds!" -Pewdiepie
"If you're subscribed, you're an actual 9-year-old."

9-12 year olds 

a group of kids who just can be found everywhere. Especially school, and k-8th grade schools. The 9 and 10 year olds go on games like Animal jam or fortnite. They are just kids who piss on the earth every while and some who are just the quiet kids are going through depression so don't bully the 9-10 year old quiet kids.

the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
year: 2014

P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026