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Someone who continually carry’s on like a fuckwit regardless of how many times they are told to wrap it up.
Did you see the way bones acted last night? That guy is the ultimate 9 ball
9 ball by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019
Sent a 9 ball spining his way
9 ball by King November 17, 2003
Coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done
i can always use another 9 ball
9 ball by Big Robert March 6, 2005
A glass pipe used for smoking methamphetamine. It has a stem with a hollow bowl at end and a carb. Typically sold in Punjabi stores and smoke shops with silk roses inside. Also referred to as glass roses wax vape glass dick dope pipe. Not to be confused with a crack pipe that is typically made out of a broken car antenna and a chore boy
Hey man can you swing by the smoke shop on the way home and pick up a fresh 9 ball?
9 ball by Trap-princess1368 October 26, 2015
(noun) A large shit, that when shat, feels like you are passing a 9-ball from your ass. A 9-ball takes an extraordinary amount of force to pass.

Common injuries that occur from dropping a 9-ball include but are not limited to: sphincter tears, busted blood vessels in the eyes, hernias, bloody nose, and in rare cases death.
GUY 1: "Hey man, where've ya been? Your wings are cold."

GUY 2: "I had to drop a 9-ball!"

GUY 1: "Well that explains the limp and the blood."
9-ball by Samir Nagheenanajar August 23, 2006

Asterisk 9 ball game 

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my Asterisk 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.
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