8 Minutes 

The longest unit of time possible known in the universe. When you say you're gonna cum in 8 minutes, your homie can already give up and go on about his life because you're never cumming. That's how long 8 minutes is. 8 minutes is a majestic unit of time in which not even the age the universe can compare. 8 minutes is as long a nigger's dick. 8 minutes is longer than infinity itself, it is bigger and girthier than infinity and a nigger's dick.

tuesday the 19th of february
nigger: Hey bro wanna game tonight?

fucboi: Sure bro I'll be there in 8 minutes.
the night of tuesday the 19th
nigger: You there bro?

8 Minutes by 8 Minutes October 7, 2022

8 Minutes 

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.

I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes

8 Minutes by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021

8 Minute Abs 

An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.

I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!

8 Minute Abs by CrabAppleSnapple December 15, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022