8 Minutes

The longest unit of time possible known in the universe. When you say you're gonna cum in 8 minutes, your homie can already give up and go on about his life because you're never cumming. That's how long 8 minutes is. 8 minutes is a majestic unit of time in which not even the age the universe can compare. 8 minutes is as long a nigger's dick. 8 minutes is longer than infinity itself, it is bigger and girthier than infinity and a nigger's dick.

tuesday the 19th of february
nigger: Hey bro wanna game tonight?

fucboi: Sure bro I'll be there in 8 minutes.
the night of tuesday the 19th
nigger: You there bro?

8 Minutes by 8 Minutes October 7, 2022

8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.

I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes

8 Minutes by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021

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8 Minute Abs

An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.

I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!

8 Minute Abs by CrabAppleSnapple December 15, 2010

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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