8 inch

A large dick that could either make a woman ride on it all night or make them run away from due to its large size.

Most men lie about having an 8 inch dick because It’s an ideal size to have.

8 inch big oh, that’s good pipe, BAD BITCH I’MA RIDE THE DICK ALL NIGHT!

by T.E.W. July 28, 2019

8 inch curl

To give oneself, recieve, or give another a handjob.

Q: "What did you do today?"
A: "Several sets of 8 inch curls, and then laundry"

by Scandall May 25, 2008

8-Inch-High Club

Exclusive group of people who have had sex on an air mattress.

Dude, air mattress was great last night. Sorry about your kitchen.

No problem, I heard you joining the 8-inch-high club. Go clean my kitchen.

by TotallyVindicated December 16, 2011

8 Inch Sag

When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.

"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

8-inch Blizzard

A climatic condition affecting men only when the weather turns wintery.

An overnight phenomenon where frenzied excitement of the coming "white stuff" leads to impaired visibility and slippery conditions!

Gregoire was hoping his 8-inch blizzard would lead to much snowball fun!

by Elusive B February 9, 2009

3/16th 8 inch beam

The term "3/16th 8 inch beam" doesn't even have to refer to a beam thats 3/16th of an inch and 8 inches long. It simply refers to the most important part of any type of project.

"Hey John, go get the 3/16th 8 inch beam from the back of the truck" (In this case John is going to go get the most important part of the sink he is installing, the sink drain.)

by Knotgod July 3, 2025

8-incher

A penis that is 8 inches long, or within 1/8 of an inch of that. Usually extremely pleasurable to have inserted into your body. It is almost *orn-sized. These men are the buff-est and can give the most pleasure. Any smaller is tiny and any bigger can hurt the girl

She screamed w/ pleasure when she saw my 8-incher, and afterwards... She kept on asking for more and more.

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008