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In the state of Michigan, USA, it refers to a 4th time habitual offender with three or more prior felonies or attempts to commit felonies. The # doesn't get any higher and it begins at MCL 769.10, then MCL 769.11. Judge's/prosecutor's have the discretion to sentence a 769.12 to any # of years to life for a felony that normally would carry five year's or more in prison. However most will just get a heftier sentence that is often more than double, or even quadruple of that of a first time offender and a min term equal to that of the usual tail end penality. Sometimes, but rarely a 769.12 gets probation for lower lvl felony, but only in circumstances with high mitigating factors with the help of a special private attorney. For a felony that normally carries a max of four year's the max penalty is up to 15 year's. They commonly r seen on OTIS with face and neck tattoos, with a stereotypical intimidating, drugged out or hardened, expression on their mugshot. Many if not most of these ppl can't be trusted around your car keys, your money/assets, valuables, your social security number, your children, your female life partner, or being in charge of funds at a workplace. Most of them seem to meet the criteria for conduct disorder, and/or grew up in broken home's, never had a stable functional life and often were never taught how to make honest money. Watch out for them, as all they typically know how to do is to treat the world like a prison yard.
John, I told you that 769.12 dude would take you for a ride, he's like a mini version of the joker!
769.12 by JMetal January 8, 2021
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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schmegegge 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
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"That's good eye bleach."
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012