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In the state of Michigan, USA, it refers to a 4th time habitual offender with three or more prior felonies or attempts to commit felonies. The # doesn't get any higher and it begins at MCL 769.10, then MCL 769.11. Judge's/prosecutor's have the discretion to sentence a 769.12 to any # of years to life for a felony that normally would carry five year's or more in prison. However most will just get a heftier sentence that is often more than double, or even quadruple of that of a first time offender and a min term equal to that of the usual tail end penality. Sometimes, but rarely a 769.12 gets probation for lower lvl felony, but only in circumstances with high mitigating factors with the help of a special private attorney. For a felony that normally carries a max of four year's the max penalty is up to 15 year's. They commonly r seen on OTIS with face and neck tattoos, with a stereotypical intimidating, drugged out or hardened, expression on their mugshot. Many if not most of these ppl can't be trusted around your car keys, your money/assets, valuables, your social security number, your children, your female life partner, or being in charge of funds at a workplace. Most of them seem to meet the criteria for conduct disorder, and/or grew up in broken home's, never had a stable functional life and often were never taught how to make honest money. Watch out for them, as all they typically know how to do is to treat the world like a prison yard.
John, I told you that 769.12 dude would take you for a ride, he's like a mini version of the joker!
769.12 by JMetal January 8, 2021
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026