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5D Technologies

Devices and systems designed to operate across five dimensions: spacetime plus probability. 5D technologies allow users to perceive, navigate, and potentially select among probability branches. The "probability branch viewer" shows you what your life would be like if you'd made different choices—if you'd taken that job, married that person, bought that stock. The "branch stabilizer" helps you stay in your desired probability branch (useful when you're having a good day and don't want to slip into a branch where everything goes wrong). And the "regret eraser" lets you visit branches where you made better choices, which either cures regret or makes it worse, depending on how well you handle seeing happier versions of yourself.
5D Technologies *Example: "She used a 5D technology device to view the branch where she'd said yes to that date. In that branch, she was married with kids and living in the suburbs—her nightmare. In another branch where she'd said no, she was traveling the world, single and free. Her actual branch was somewhere in between. 5D tech hadn't answered her question, but it had shown her that every branch had trade-offs."*
5D Technologies by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026