5 nights at freddys

you sit on your ass doing nothing whilst looking for animatronics that jump you rape you and hide your body in a Freddy suit.
the game makes you scared so you look for animatronics so you waste power that makes you more scared so you look for animatronics and so on

5 NIGHTS AT FREDDYS ENDING

YOU: good that bunny is
FOX:BRRRRRAAAAGHHH

YOU:SHIIIIIT FUCK OFF

5 nights at freddys by That Handle Has Been Taken November 20, 2014

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The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect

When a bunch of larger Youtubers rush in to cover a trending topic, ironically blowing up the topic, and making it bigger than it would have ever done on it's own.

The Marina Joyce Kidnapping theory is sometime thought of as an example of "The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect".

The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect by FFFFFFoornite sh February 16, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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