5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!

Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.

5 finger forehead by SydiWadd October 29, 2014

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5 finger forehead

A forehead that is 5 fingers or more wide. Commonly associated with ugly chicks and losers.

Common trait is a 5 finger wide vagina - USED & LEFT FOR SHIT!

seeks constant approval from everyone for childish and slutty behavior.

Alan: that bitchs forehead is huge!
Chris: thats yana she's fucking messed up, call her 5 finger forehead.
Alan: her boobs are big too
Chris: she wears a pushup - and acts like no one knows
Alan: She has dick breath
Chris: yeah, and she's got an std, bet her coochie is stank as hell.
Alan: damn..so young.
Chris:

5 finger forehead by averyEface March 24, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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