The strongest, fastest, most persistent runner in all of Track and Field. Requiring discipline, motivation, and ambition to reach the finish line due to the gruesome factors of the race requiring both sprint and endurance running.
1:what do you run?
2:Im a 400m runner 1: oh hell no thats too hard your a beast dude. STAY UP 2: i know
Amongst the hardest events of Track & Field, are the 400 meter hurdles. 400 meters of pure sprinting and jumping over hurdles at a perfect form. Everyone who does this track event knows how much it sucks but how awesome it feels to win it.
"Dude!!! I just ran the 400m hurdles, it's the most freakin' tiring race that I've ever ran!!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).