40 winks
Get the 40 winks mug.
40 winks
Ben: can we do that thing that I find weirdly pleasurable ?
Jessica: what the 40 winks you’ve been talking about?
Ben: yes, it’s a sensation I’ve never explored, and the ultimate proof of commitment.
They say not all couples can do the 40 winks, but I know the bond we share has no boundaries.
Jessica: so I only have to blink 40 times ?
Ben: yes.. basically it’s 40 winks and chill..
But no cheating I’m counting the winks..
Jessica: Ok then.
Ben: is this weird?
Jessica: well y..
Ben: don’t answer that .
Jessica: what the 40 winks you’ve been talking about?
Ben: yes, it’s a sensation I’ve never explored, and the ultimate proof of commitment.
They say not all couples can do the 40 winks, but I know the bond we share has no boundaries.
Jessica: so I only have to blink 40 times ?
Ben: yes.. basically it’s 40 winks and chill..
But no cheating I’m counting the winks..
Jessica: Ok then.
Ben: is this weird?
Jessica: well y..
Ben: don’t answer that .
40 winks by Naminator33 April 3, 2021
Related Words
40 winks • 40 • 40's • 40 year old virgin • .40 cal • 40% • 40 day challenge • 40 oz to freedom • 40 Acres and a mule • .40 S&W
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
priors
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026