3rd degree

a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one

My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2007

3rd degree

A burn that's 3rd degree needs emergency surgery but with no urgency.

If you go to emergency surgery with a burn that's 3rd degree, there can be no urgency.

by Moolin August 25, 2022

3rd Degree

When someone questions you repeatedily about a certain topic, and you wish they'd just shut up about it.

"Quit givin' me the 3rd degree about the party, okay? Nothing happened."

by Stud April 12, 2005

3rd degree blowout

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.

Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!

by Jumpingrat January 26, 2007

3rd Degree Gurns

When somebody has way too much MDMA and ends up having jaw breaking gurns

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see all the photo's from last night?
Guy 2: yeah, love how Dave's got 3rd Degree Gurns in everyone!
Guy 1: classic Dave!

by H421 February 27, 2017

3rd Degree Gay

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.

Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

3rd Degree Murder

3rd degree murder is a murder without intent to kill someone.
Also 3rd degree murder is a thing we all should legalize

"Legalize 3rd degree murders" "Fuck i commited a 3rd degree murder"

by sybaumfz January 10, 2023