3 fart rule

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When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.

Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.

3 fart rule by BoRo83 July 13, 2011

Words you can keep

Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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