Possibly the worst sports franchise besides FIFA to ever exist in this modern world of technology. When you think of possibly all the flaws, bugs, glitches, and absolute horsecock that is entertained in this game, it's surprising how all of us who played the game have no received some sort of therapy, or financial restitution. Imagine not being able to pass the ball as a professional basketball player? Imagine not being able to score in the paint over someone who is 5'10 even though you are 7'0 because "you don't have all the badges". The lack of commitment as well as the lack of care from the staff over there at 2k showcases how much they give a fuck about the game. Only good that ever came out of 2k was the youtubers such as Chris Smoove, Flight Reacts, and many others. The best way to conclude my anger is by saying the most quotable thing ever 2k player has said in their lifetime at least once. FUCK RONNIE!
John: Hey bro you tryna run some NBA 2k rn?
Eric: Yeah sure dude, I can't wait to miss wide open threes with stephen curry!
Eric: Yeah sure dude, I can't wait to miss wide open threes with stephen curry!
by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022
A horrible, often fatal disease when one wants to destroy their opponent in NBA 2K. It often keeps you up at night and one cannot focus. It is usually after a 2K session where an opponent hit a stupid shot at the buzzer to win the game. Also called a '2K Itch'
by Watson4MVP November 20, 2018
2k slang is where when people play NBA 2k17 and talk in such a way that nobody understands them. They usually scream and get sweaty using made up phrases.
"OMFG I JUST HIT A GREENLIGHT TURN AROUND J!" -sweaty kid 1
"THAT WAS BS! I PUT THE CLAMPS ON YOU AND RED TAPE"-sweaty kid 2
"2k STRAIT CHEESING US!"-shirtless sweat guy that lives in his moms basement and screams all day1
"There goes the kids again using there 2k slang again"-mom of 2k slang users.
"THAT WAS BS! I PUT THE CLAMPS ON YOU AND RED TAPE"-sweaty kid 2
"2k STRAIT CHEESING US!"-shirtless sweat guy that lives in his moms basement and screams all day1
"There goes the kids again using there 2k slang again"-mom of 2k slang users.
by My name might be Alex January 3, 2017
A person who excelles at all objectives of the basketball game. Eg. Defence and offence. Whom is called a god by others
by It's ya boii July 3, 2017
To tell someone or yourself that you suck or trash at a video game, Most of the time pertaining to a sports themed game.
Yo I heard that you is trash at 2k.
You got beat by the Nets! Damn you really are trash at 2k.
Oh yeah I don't talk to Bo he trash at 2k.
You got beat by the Nets! Damn you really are trash at 2k.
Oh yeah I don't talk to Bo he trash at 2k.
by Cactusmoker April 17, 2017
a basic bitch that is so bland and generic she is referred to as the 2k generic face scan or the 2k generic shoes in the game nba2k. Having the same style and same attitude as another person. Following trends as well.
oh those 2 bitches in this tik tok are wearing their hats backwards and look exactly the same. they some 2k generics.
by Asxp November 30, 2020