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An endearing term used specifically to noise up vertically challenged alcoholics who are getting a bit too lairy.
Ramzi: "I'll give you a lift home now, son"

Scott: "But you don't have a booster seat?"

Ramzi: "Not my fault you're 2foot2, you pisshead zoomer"
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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